If you're a little person and you're reading this then either a. don't tell your parents, or b. go away.
I am in no way responsible for anything I say, think, do, sing, smoke (cough) or feel.
This journal is rude, crude, and obnoxious. I will probably offend each and every one of you at some point.
It is not manditory that you read my words. Therefore I reserve the right to say whatever the fuck I want. If you don't like it then don't fucking read it.